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|Posté le: 27/11/2007 22:51:21 Sujet du message: funny definitions
|Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when